Help! Cheng Charged for Dastardly Deeds!

Help! Cheng Charged for Dastardly Deeds!

Dear Friends,

Please help! I have been summoned to stand before the London-Elgin-Middlesex Crime Stoppers accused of:

  1. Abuse of a Corn Plant
  2. Failure to provide the necessities of life for Cornelius the Corn Plant
  3. Failing to provide a safe place for Cornelius the Corn Plant
  4. Plant abandonment
  5. Gross negligence leading to death of a Corn Plant; in support of Crimestoppers’ 29th annual Jail-A-Thon

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